Screenplays

I like to write screenplays and me and Bryan are going to write a screenplay because screenplays are fun. And, after we're making movies, we're going to take over the world.

Our work-in-progress, tentatively titled "Kings of Pleasantry and Peasantry", will certainly make waves. It's not only brilliant, but also brilliant. And funny. People are going to really love this one. Plus, it's based mainly on actual events, which, when mentioned on a trailer, always seems to excite the audience.

As for casting, we're considering Tommy Lee Jones for Bryan's character (appropriately named 'Bryan') and Chiwetel Ejiofor for mine (not so appropriately named 'Jeff'). Other minor characters draw influence from high school pals Sammy Sundhausen and Drewothy Welborn, which we expect to be played by Sarah Michelle Gellar and Tom Arnold, respectively.

P.S. Chiwetel Ejiofor was born exactly ten years, to the day, before me. That makes us twins, kinda, and maybe it explains why I enjoy his work so much and why he should play me. Or maybe that's just a coincidence and he's a great actor. In either case, I'm looking forward to his next movie, Redbelt.